Favorite Movie Quotes

[Exodus]

Post your favorite movie quotes here.

[Esoteric]

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

Planet Of The Apes

[Exodus]

The Crow

Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.

That's him! That's him! But he looked different. He was all painted up white like some sort of dead whore!

Maybe we oughta just video tape this, play it back in slow motion.

Can't rain all the time...

They're all dead. They just don't know it yet

Grange: I saw him too. He had a guitar. He winked at me right before he jumped out a fourth floor window like he had wings.
Top Dollar: He winked at you?
[sighs]
Top Dollar: Musicians.

Good, that's very reassuring. I still ain't heard the story on why Gideon's burned down, is that a natural catastrophe, or act of God or something? Call it my "need to know".

You're him, huh? The Avenger. The Killer of Killers.

[chuco]

Scarface
Say hello to my little friend

[insanity]

The Godfather :

- I have a sentimental weakness for my children, and I spoil them, as you can see. They talk when they should listen.

[therealtruealtog]

Scarface

I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of shit up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm here, he's not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don't, then you make a move.

[NoD]

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood

"I-said-do-we-have-a-problem-here?"

[Exodus]

Scarface:

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!

You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

The world, chico, and everything in it.

[2Lek]

From "Die Hard"

[Reading what McClane wrote on the dead terrorist's shirt]
Hans Gruber: "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."

That shit killed me

From "Die Hard 2"

John McClane: "Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?"
[under his breath]
John McClane: "Fat fuck."

[Exodus]

From Dusk Till Dawn 1

Carlos: What, were they psychos? Or...
Seth: Do they look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

Seth Gecko: We need to have a talk. What's your name?
Hostage Gloria: Gloria.
Seth Gecko: Hello, Gloria, I'm Seth. That's my brother Richie. Let's cut to the chase. I'm going to ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer. Do you want to live through this?
Hostage Gloria: Yes.
Seth Gecko: Good. Rule #1: No noise. No questions. If you make a noise,
[He pulls out his gun]
Seth Gecko: Mister .44 makes a noise. If you ask a question, Mister .44 answers it. Now are you absolutely, positively clear about Rule #1?
Hostage Gloria: Yes.
Seth Gecko: Rule #2: You do what we say when we say it. If you don't, see Rule #1. Rule #3: Don't you ever try and fucking run on us,
[He puts his gun to her head, she closes her eyes]
Seth Gecko: because I got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. Open your eyes.
[She does]
Seth Gecko: Gloria, you hang in there, you follow the rules, and you don't fuck with us, and you'll get out of this alive. I give you my word. Okay?

[2Lek]

From "The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!"

[Frank Drebin is emptying out his files after being kicked off the force]
Frank: Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!
Ed: He went to the chair two years ago, Frank.
Frank: Well, uh...
[Frank Drebin quickly shoves the evidence back into the file cabinet]


Mrs. Nordberg: Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
Frank: It's hard to tell. A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...


Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side last year, that's my policy.
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's *my* policy!
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of 'Julius Caesar,' you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

[Exodus]

The Naked Gun is full of fantastic quotes The best comedy movie(s) of all time.

[chuco]

From batman 1
Who are you I'm batman

[Exodus]

Loaded Weapon:

Wes Luger: What's going on in here?
Mr. Jigsaw: Drop your gun Mr. Luger!
Wes Luger: I don't have one...
Mr. Jigsaw: [confused] You are not carrying a weapon?
Wes Luger: Don't believe in them.
Mr. Jigsaw: [slides a gun over] Pick up the gun.
Wes Luger: [picks up the gun]
Mr. Jigsaw: *Drop* the gun Mr. Luger!

Colt: Give me a name!
Beckard: Weren't your parents supposed to do that?

Wes Luger: There's something between you and this General Morters.
Colt: He was my C.O. in NAM. CIA listed him as M.I.A. but the V.A. ID'd him and so we put out an APB.
Wes Luger: Oh, I see.

Becker: Do you sleep in the nude?
Miss Destiny Demeanor: Only when I'm naked

[Mr. Jigsaw is holding a gun to Sgt. Colt's head]
Jack Colt: Who are you?
Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Mr. Jigsaw: Okay, allright, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there.

My wife and I haven't had sex in over two years. I have a six month old daughter.

[2Lek]

From "Scarface"

Tony Montana: I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.