Snoop Dogg Shares Thoughts with Kris Humphries; Calls Kim Kardashian “Cold-Blooded”

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Snoop Dogg has rarely been one to hold his tongue when addressing issues. And the topic of Kim Kardashian is no exception, as the West Coast rap veteran dispensed his own advice to the reality star’s soon-to-be ex-husband, Kris Humphries, in a new web video.

Appearing onscreen in a segment called “Nemo’s Advice,” Snoop Dogg recalled Kardashian’s past relationships with NFL star Reggie Bush and R&B vocalist Ray J, as he argued in favor of Humphries who he believes should have avoided marrying Kardashian.

Advice for Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian? The first advice, you dumb a** n*gga, you shouldn’t have tried to wife the b*tch, man. She’s not that type of a h*e. She gets around man,” the rapper conveyed in the 59-second clip. “You see when Reggie took the b*tch to Africa, she was lookin’ at the Africans because they had bigger d*cks than his. He didn’t know how to act afterwards.”

Despite Snoop Dogg’s passion, the entertainer’s advice comes a bit too late. Humphries and Kardashian were married in August in a highly-publicized wedding that generated high ratings for the E! network, which broadcast the event along with Kardashian’s hit reality show, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.” The newly married couple ultimately filed for divorce 72 days later, triggering a backlash from fans and claims of the wedding being a publicity stunt.

Noting Kardashian’s affect on men, Snoop Dogg referenced Ray J as the only man that “bounced back from the b*tch.”

“She’s cold-blooded. I’m pretty sure she’ll have a book in a month talking about all the n*ggas that she got and how she played them,” Snoop says of Kim. “So, my advice is, look, you can’t make a h*e a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel.

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Snoop Dogg has rarely been one to hold his tongue when addressing issues. And the topic of Kim Kardashian is no exception, as the West Coast rap veteran dispensed his own advice to the reality star’s soon-to-be ex-husband, Kris Humphries, in a new web video.

Appearing onscreen in a segment called “Nemo’s Advice,” Snoop Dogg recalled Kardashian’s past relationships with NFL star Reggie Bush and R&B vocalist Ray J, as he argued in favor of Humphries who he believes should have avoided marrying Kardashian.

Advice for Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian? The first advice, you dumb a** n*gga, you shouldn’t have tried to wife the b*tch, man. She’s not that type of a h*e. She gets around man,” the rapper conveyed in the 59-second clip. “You see when Reggie took the b*tch to Africa, she was lookin’ at the Africans because they had bigger d*cks than his. He didn’t know how to act afterwards.”

Despite Snoop Dogg’s passion, the entertainer’s advice comes a bit too late. Humphries and Kardashian were married in August in a highly-publicized wedding that generated high ratings for the E! network, which broadcast the event along with Kardashian’s hit reality show, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.” The newly married couple ultimately filed for divorce 72 days later, triggering a backlash from fans and claims of the wedding being a publicity stunt.

Noting Kardashian’s affect on men, Snoop Dogg referenced Ray J as the only man that “bounced back from the b*tch.”

“She’s cold-blooded. I’m pretty sure she’ll have a book in a month talking about all the n*ggas that she got and how she played them,” Snoop says of Kim. “So, my advice is, look, you can’t make a h*e a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel.

"Can't turn a hoe into a housewife, baby"