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    Miley Cyrus, the excitable youth with the speaking voice of a trucker and the singing voice of an angel who died while working as a trucker, has just debuted a half-shaved, half-shag platinum bob monstrosity, that looks like Robyn Fenty's haircut had sex with Robyn "Dancing On My Own"'s haircut in a peroxide Jacuzzi while, across town, some drunk hobo gave Miley Cyrus a very bizarre haircut.

    Cyrus documented the hackjob via her Twitter account.

    First, she tweeted images of celebrity stylist Chris McMillan's scissors closing ominously around her golden bun. (McMillan is the creator of "The Rachel," the haircut around which the comedy series Friends was loosely based.)



    A few hours later, she uploaded images of the finished look, along with several messages warning haircut detractors to keep their comments to themselves.


  • #2
    Oh my she messed up with this due imo.
    Love.

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    • #3
      Bitch looks like Draco Malfoy

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Ruckus View Post
        Bitch looks like Draco Malfoy
        lmfai
        Love.

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        • #5
          I like women with short hair but I don't find her attractive any way you slice it.
          Originally posted by thuggincold
          maybe pac wouldve been a porn director and fuck all those hot girls from porn along wit the outlawz shit maybe a featured of snoop gangbangin a girl wit pac

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          • #6
            Yea this just looks horrible she should of kept it like it was but ya know the celebs and there fashion always switching shit up

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            • #7
              She's an attention whore imo

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              • #8
                sick and tired of fucking celebrities trying to look unique and different, and end up looking like a junkie dyke. Wish it was like how it was 5-7 years ago where all the girls actually wanted to look somewhat pretty.

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                • #9
                  shes still hott!!

                  i actually think she looks better like that lol

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                  • #10
                    Well it's not going to be that hard to mistake her for a man now, especially with that deep croaky voice she has.


                    Originally posted by Flintheart_Glomgold
                    Calm down. This doesnt affect your life. Get over it. Its ancient history and the only thing thats certain is that you dont have all the facts. Even if you did, try to occupy your time with something more wholesome.

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                    • #11
                      She looks good in the last bottom picture.
                      "Very nice. So what is it, *Mr.* Cocksucker now?...Lunch is for wimps."

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                      • #12
                        Beauty is entirely subjective. Just because a woman has short hair it doesn't make her look like a man lol. Snoop Dogg and DJ Quik have had long hair does that make them look like women? You gonna roll up on Snoopy and grab his ass?
                        Originally posted by thuggincold
                        maybe pac wouldve been a porn director and fuck all those hot girls from porn along wit the outlawz shit maybe a featured of snoop gangbangin a girl wit pac

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                        • #13
                          wow.....butch...i guess its better to be pitching than catching.....
                          Say no to Trump.

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                          • #14
                            She hasn't got the face to pull off hair that short

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                            • #15
                              id still give her a length of it

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