Eminem Will Perform At First Ever YouTube Music Video Awards

[Mike]

Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady
I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady
I'm buzzing, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursing at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album
Admit it, fuck it, while we coming out in the open
I'm doing acid, crack, smack, coke and smoking dope then
My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)
I have a disease and they don't know what to call it
Better hide your wallet 'cause I'm coming up quick to strip your cash
Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass
Bitch, I'm coming out swinging, so fast it'll make your eyes spin
You getting knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson
The +Proof+ is in the pudding, just ask the Deshaun Holton
I'll slit your motherfucking throat worse than Ron Goldman

[Chorus:]
So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screaming "Fuck the World" like Tupac
I just don't give a fuck!
Talking that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
Telling your boys that I'm on crack
I just don't give a fuck!
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just don't give a fuck!
But see me on the street and duck
'Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned and snuffed
'Cause I just don't give a fuck!

[Verse Two: Eminem]
I'm nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Search to crush a Milkbone
I'm everlasting, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone
I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason
I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezing
Flavor with no seasoning, this is the sneak preview
I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review
I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals
This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols
But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles
Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!)
Extortion, snorting, supporting abortion
Pathological liar, blowing shit out of proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict
Half animal, half man
Dumping your dead body inside of a fucking trash can
With more holes than an Afghan

[Chorus]

[Verse Three: Eminem]
Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!)
I'm a caged demon, on stage screaming like Rage Against The Machine
I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shooting up while this record is spinning
Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion
Fuck dropping the jewel, I'm flipping the sacred treasure
I'll bite your motherfucking style, just to make it fresher
I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches
Sick of nagging bosses bitching while I'm washing dishes
In school I never said much, too busy having a headrush
Doing too much rush had my face flushed like red blush
Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed
Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team
Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian
Too many mental problems got me snorting coke and smoking weed again
I'm going up over the curb, driving on the median
Finally made it home, but I don't got the key to get in

[Hard2Kill]

dont take him serious.. he dont know nothing about rap music

Excuse me. From the moment you said NAS SUCKS in another thread, anything you said after that was irrelevant.

Thank you.

[Hard2Kill]

Just some nice verses from Em, who said he can't rap?

Delusional people.

[L-Booma]

You're right, there sure is a lot of bullshit on the internet. And Youtube does give dumb-asses a chance to share their stupidness with the world.

BTW (unrelated) when are you upping your next interview to Youtube?

I dont try to use youtube to be famous or to act like im world famous. I just use it as a share method I just use it to share, nothing else.

Youtube has good sides as well, like the share method for relevant stuff. I just dont like the fact how dumb ass artists and songs are hyped so much these days only because youtube.

[Mr.Passion]

well, I dont have to because it's all a matter of taste (fortunately) ...Recovery (Eminem) and Undisputed (DMX) were the best 2 rap albums of the last years ...MY OPINION

Of Course, DMX Album was Dope !!!!

[GreenL420]

eminem is a lyrical beast when he wants to be his previous work was awesome you can't judge an artist by there current stuff ya gotta look at the whole body of work i do anyway.

[THROWED]

well, I dont have to because it's all a matter of taste (fortunately) ...Recovery (Eminem) and Undisputed (DMX) were the best 2 rap albums of the last years ...MY OPINION

I second this

I Forgive yall....

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