MY Night Before Christmas

[Shit,Piss,Puke, Repeat]

Twas the night before christmas and all thru the house,
everyone was drunk.. even the mouse
with mom att he whore house, and dad smokin grass
i jus settled down for a nice piece of ass
when out on the lawn i saw a big dick
i knew in a moment it must be saint nick

He came down the chimney like a bat outta hell
i knew in a moment the fat fucker fell
he filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick for BUSHI the queer

he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart...
the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart
he swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
PISS ON YOU ALL AND WHAT A HELL OF A NIGHT

[Y.S.]

and a big rubber dickfor BUSHI the queer

Pause........

[Shit,Piss,Puke, Repeat]

ROFL

[Yadayada]

^^^ I'm going to throw up now