NM.net Summer Scortch Round 1:onealien v Suwu

[onealien]

chek in n get it on yo...

ohh...lol...this is ma chek in too...

[SuWu]

LMFAO!, I will get ate. But ohwell. You go first.


.... I mean "checkcheck"?

[onealien]

Take a dip liquid spits so deep they tend to pool rude
I gotsta rip quik kid on ya knees this wind will blow u
Lyrically baptized yur no longer recognized, who kno’s you?
I never procrastinate, I assassinate dudes named suwu
U cant scratch me, Im under ya skin, ma hits bruise you
4 sided attacks be lethal, split em, and you’ll lose 2
Until then ill rim em, spin em, and slow cruise thru
Feel my impact with clarity, ya crew signed up in one day
That referral award was charity and those 7 lames look gay
Failing to attract the chik in white n blk rollin the other way...lol
you wuldnt last long in this battle even if you were canned
ill do u in this tourni like i did u on MB, nigga just got banned...




*peep his profile pic...

[SuWu]

Iight ill get you today when I come back from school. GET READY :@.

[SuWu]

LISTEN UP YOU BUMBACLAUGHT
When you see me all you hear is GUNSHOT GUNSHOT
Your a fucking alien for Gods sake
I will still fuck you up when im asleep and your wideawake
Look at your mood it says your amused
my punchlines hurt so much after reading this you probably got bruised.
Peep my profile pic?
Why you all over it? GET OFF MY DICK.
I heard your the female in the relationship
I DONT EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND ILL STILL MAKE YOU CRY
Your so bored with your life you watch a caterpiller turn into a butterfly.
Chill, better bring yo weapon, when steppin
Bring on that ammunition, trippin' on sip
Not to mention, never knew no competition
Yes I just stole that lyric
fuck you bitch ill bust on your girls lip.
Your a 360 dunking
transsexual horse fucking
dick sucking hoe.
I dont know what else to say because I am out of ideas.
You make no sence its like having a 600 pound man in a toyota prius.
I think, or actually I know won this round.
Im like anderson silva. best fighter pound for pound.
When you talk all I hear is BLAH BLAH.
I fly like a bird. PICKAAA PICKAAA
FUCK YOU BITCH
I AM RICH.




I AM TOO GREAT.

[Chuck Dirty]

Vote: Onealien

Reasoning:

SuWu was on that ass lol i was laughin a couple times and it was great for your first time out... but ya lost me when all the sudden i was singin a fuckin bone song lol i was like "but i gotta get mine so scream out mo n let me hear ya hollaaaa" wait a minute i know that shit lol so ya lost points for that.

Oneal you came like u usually do rough n rugged wit some crazy shit pickin apart a person and what not. liked it couldnt find a flaw so u got my vote

[Celph Titled]

lmaooo cuzz that was raw as fuck for your first time lmaooo definatly a funny in your face hardcore comback lol but i would give my vote onealien for word play lol but Suwu takes it for punchlines straight upp

[SuWu]

lmaooo cuzz that was raw as fuck for your first time lmaooo definatly a funny in your face hardcore comback lol but imma give my vote onealien for word play lol

KEVOO, you dissapoint me.

[Celph Titled]

LMAO CUZ! Take in PIKAA PIKAA LMAO sounded like suspect shit lmaooo

[Fatal-N-Felony]

i vote 4 suwu

[onealien]

scoreboard reads...

2-1 for onealien...

even tho fatfelo's vote shuld not count wit out supporting statement...idk tho, i culd have predicted that one...lol

[007]

ok so Suwu that might be the funniest verse i ever heard. transexual horse fucking was so random and fukin funny, some surprisingly good lines in there for you first outing. good job, but i have to give my vote to OneAlien.


600 pound man in a toyota prius lmao wtf

[Vinnie P]

So 3-1 battle over?

[onealien]

So 3-1 battle over?

no, no...1st to 5 wins....

3-0 is ko...

[Vinnie P]

oh my bad

Edit: I must suwu drop was dunny indeed. That was some fucked up shit. But i must vote for onealien because suwu's drop wasnt on the same caliber.